I have been oscillating upon whether to start this extremely randomly, as I usually do—or to pay attention to boring stuff—like SEO. I’ve decided I’m gonna do both. Ahem: Welcome to my blog, Cynical Duchess, where I will be discussing my favorite products, places and events this past month of May. Right. Now that that’s over: GREEN SOCKS. PIKACHU. YOUR LEFT NOSTRIL. No but like…
I am currently dressed like an over the top hipster, and I am wondering whether I look too ridiculous to go outside. Nah. Anyway, today I bring to you a collaboration with the lovely Lu from She Loves Clothes. This collab actually wasn’t my idea– that credit goes to my friend BT–however, it was such a good idea, that I decided to steal it, and…
So one of my low key passions is healthy exotic food. I love cooking dishes from all over the world, and trying to make them as healthy as possible. My father and I even used to have a game at some point—whenever my mom had a business trip, and I was left to be the head of house, we’d pick a random country, and…
DISCLAIMER: To all of the people in relationships who are reading this— this post is not meant to offend anyone, all of my words are said in jest, and anything written here is really to poke fun at people like me who have developed bitter cat lady syndrome early in life. So there. Right then. So I am single AL. (Single As…
A lot of people have asked me over the years how I have the confidence to wear all of my creative innovations. From overtly mismatched earrings, to shoulder pads, to a skirt made of rags– I’ve experimented with basically every style imaginable–within the boundaries of modesty. And it is true– I will admit that when it comes to fashion, I am pretty fearless, and I…
Salutations People Of Earth. So I am currently in Baltimore, Maryland with patchy internet, and way too much food in my stomach. But you didn’t need to know that. I’m sure, as most of you are bloggers, that you understand when I say that I have a certain blogging schedule in my head, and when I can’t stick to it, I get really thrown off.…
Hey guys! I’m so sorry, but I have to take a hiatus for this week, as I will not be having any internet this entire week and would not be able to promote my post well. The post that was supposed to come out to day has been months in the works, and I don’t want to publish it if not as many people will…
Right so I just need to start this thing because if I don’t, I will never escape the beginnings of writer’s block that is beginning to take over my mind. I don’t think you will believe me if I told you that the entire outfit you are about to see was solely inspired by the wooden watch on my wrist. You see, when JORD* Wood…
SHINY HAPPY PEOPLE HOLDING HANDS. YAH. Ten Duchess points toward the giveaway for who ever can guess which 80’s song that’s from. So sometimes, I don’t want to hear beautiful music. Sometimes, it’s the dissonant background noise, those roughened voices, the clash of the guitars set to the lyrics of ironic poetry that sets my nerves at ease. Sometimes, I don’t want…
Yah, so I’m just gonna start this: Way before I ever had a blog, I had Sparklife. For those of you who don’t know what Sparklife is— it is an online community based off of the literature analysis help site Sparknotes; if any of you have heard of the No Fear Shakespeare series— they do those too. During my…
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