A Different Take On Mainstream

You’re Kidding Me.

    

  I just wanna say, that for some reason, I decided to to check my blog stats before I went to bed. I don’t know why, seeing as how I haven’t posted for a few good weeks. (There is no excuse. I am disorganized, I just started college, and I hang my head in shame.)

       AND OH MY GOSH.
People, thank you! From the bottom of my heart, thank you! I havent even posted anything, and yet, I am at a view count that is almost at 700. I know that for those seasoned bloggers out there, that isnt a lot, but let me tell you, for little old me, who is (for now) quite erratic with her blog postings, 700 is a huge amount of people reading my content. Like, think about it, that amount is bigger than the number of girls in my private school. Twice.

       It’s also quite scary, yet quite exhilarating, that I have had views from such awesome places like India, China, the Netherlands, Israel, Portugal, Poland, Turkey, Ireland, LIKE OH MY GOSH PEOPLE I LOVE HOW THE INTERNETS CONNECT US!!!!!! 

       Haven’t you ever stopped to think how crazy and insane and magical it is that someone from china, and India and Israel could be conversing, at the same time, and like, take a popcorn break, and then continue talking?
(If that sentence didnt make any sense, just know, it is 1:30 at night here. I just stayed up for no good reason to watch bad Jelena video clips on youtube, and am currently wondering about the state of humanity for its interest in such garbage, and for the state of my self, for my interest in said garbage.)

       Anyway,
If you poeple are kind enough to give my little blog a piece of your time, almost 700 pieces of your time, then I feel that it is my duty to share my sarcastic, slightly obnoxious voice on here more often. Because it’s fun to spout my opinion on the internet.

       So thank you people, where ever you are, whether you are asleep, like normal people should be at this hour, or are like me and have a strange questionable interest in celebrity gossip and are extolling that in the small hours of the morning when no one can judge you, I sincerely thank you from the bottom of my heart.

I need to get over myself. Also, I need to go to sleep.
G’NIGHT,
Cynical Duchess